Rolig avslutning (eller början, eller fortsättning...) på dagen:

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* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

* Witness: "No."

* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

* Witness: "No."

* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

* Witness: "No."

* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

* Witness: "No."

* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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* Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"

* Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

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(Taget från rinkworks.com, "Things people said: courtroom quotations")

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